85% done with Choking Victim

Oh now they’re old friends all of a sudden. In one paragraph we get “She was full of stories”, as if they were long friends who knew each other well. I know what the author is trying to say, but the author sucks at saying things.

100% cotton business cards. What, is Linda like that stupid American Psycho movie that sucked just as bad as this story because it wasn’t as clever as it thought?