Ekphrastic literature my ass, all I see is a badly written story.
$49 per square foot. Bite my foot.
Not a stuoid coincidence. It’s like the author read a book on everything not to do and did it. This hurts to read.
The Shining allusion? Tepid. A bunch of people raised on shitty TV who read a book on film and now think they understand art. BOLLOCKS!